My top reads of 2019!

Just kidding. I don’t read. I have kids. 

But since you’re here, this year I enjoyed: 

  1. Fragments of academic works between 10am and 3pm, weekdays.
  2. Every free community publication – with local business offers and family events – that came through our door.
  3. Dosage instructions on medicine bottles.  
  4. Scores of children’s books, none of which I can now recall. Wait. Actually, I can recall every single one in crushingly vivid detail.

I look forward to the slim possibility of expanding my range in 2020.